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Merlin S5
Suits S3
Supernatural S9
Kuroko no Basuke S2

yellowhappyman:

just-another-silly-fangirl:

stravaganza:

flourhoneyandmilk:

Jason: The first time I worked with Dobby, I said, “Where’s Dobby gonna be? Where should I look?” They went, “Well, wherever you look, that’s where we’ll put him.” So we’re up on a little platform for me to walk down and I would swing my leg viciously and as I went down the steps, I went … with the cane like that.

So Chris goes, “Cut. Okay, great. You slip or something?” And I went, “No, no, no. No, I just kicked Dobby down the stairs.” And he went, “Really?” He said, “What was the thing with the cane?” I said, “When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.” He went, “Cool.”

When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.

COOL

Brb, dying.

i thought this was gonna be another description of how dan adlibbed that line in this scene. but this is so much better!!!

daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

tonystarks:

when your otp does the kissey kissey and your heart does the screamy screamy

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

katgryffindor:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

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pureblood

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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ayetroyler:

ayetroyler:

excuse you tilly

OH YM GOF ITS BACK NO ITS BACK

#I fuckin’ hate the future