sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
Just like grammar used to make
why is there ham on this cat
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
FOR 528,491 MINUTES
i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel
you know i was thinking about this and i realized microwaves usually input by seconds, not by minutes. so he’s actually only microwaving the pinwheel for 8808 minutes and 11 seconds.
#still doesn’t explain why he’s so emotional about it though#maybe he secretly knows that this isn’t the right amount of time to microwave his pinwheel#and he’s like#’Oh Pinwheel#we had the best of times#but now it’s time to shuffle off your mortal coil#I hope you won’t suffer long’#nope just a couple of hours shy of a week Jonathan#you monster (serialcillian)
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
if only tumblr worked like PowerPoint
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.