Currently Watching

Merlin S5
How I Met Your Mother S9
Supernatural S9
Kuroko no Basuke S2

ryanrossjust:

ryanrossjust:

so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood?

is there a forest of penises? a penis forest?

glad this is what i’ll be remembered for

sixpenceee:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her

image

im not kidding

reasons I need a dog

"Peeta," I whisper, my heart sinking.

kylekallgren:

Fuck you and your shoulder waist ratio indeed.

hii, random question have you read fifty shades of gray? do you have the books?
Anonymous

heey there, no i haven’t read fifty shades of grey and no i don’t have the books but i once bought the trilogy for my friend as a birthday present does that count 

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

image

its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"

charmingpplincardigans:


"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the 。*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*。. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

charmingpplincardigans:

"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the *:★Kawaii Soldier★:*. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

without-hope-with-humor:

funny-text-posts:

A compilation of some of my favourite text posts

the loki one and the fart one got me

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Mark Ruffalo and Matt Bomer in The Normal Heart

oweeo:

when you get a message on tumblr

and you get all excited because no one ever messages you randomly like that

but then it turns out to be just 

spam

image

fandomdrunk:

THIS IS THE FUCKING SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK I GET NIGHTMARES ABOUT SHIT LIKE THIS FUCKING TAG YOUR SCREAMERS BLOODY HELL

fandomdrunk:

THIS IS THE FUCKING SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK I GET NIGHTMARES ABOUT SHIT LIKE THIS FUCKING TAG YOUR SCREAMERS BLOODY HELL

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

sinister-sunflower:

My face throughout that whole scene

sinister-sunflower:

My face throughout that whole scene